The Melancholy

Monday, October 23rd, 2006

Subject:	How Too?....
Time:	6:59 pm.
Mood:	typical.

How too get off with Infanticide?...............................

...............................................Post-Natal Depression...................................

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Monday, October 9th, 2006

Subject:	"It's a Girl Thing"
Time:	10:51 am.
Mood:	Typical.
Music:	Miss Murder - AFI.

The post just came......went down to see what delights awaited me...mostly junk mail/flyers etc, until my eye saw a bright pink letter......it was a donation flyer from Cancer Research...and written in light pink writing it said....."It's a Girl Thing".....Cancer Research.
I opened the letter and read it....not once did they mention any of the Male cancers in it's list of cancers, just female....and the cancers that men can also get was directly aimed at women with the immortal line "As females we are more likely to get this cancer than men" .......(sadly prostate cancer was not on the list yet).......................so apparently in the view of these mis-informed narrow minded feminists........Men do not get cancer..........."It's a Girl thing".........I screwed up the letter and shoved it into the bin.....................the best place for it..........

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Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Subject:	The Devil Dog? I think not
Time:	6:32 pm.
Mood:	Typical.
Music:	Freezing Moon - Mayhem.

The News is screaming destroy the "Devil Dog" Rottweiler....yet out of all the 6 examples given 4 where Pit Bull Terrier...and 2 where Rottweilers............they are demanding the Rottweiler is put onto the dangerous Dogs Act(1991).....the News as usual are exaggerating the claims......DEFRA said they will not put the Rottweiler onto the Dangerous Dogs Act as these are isolated cases and the majority of Rottweilers are well trained and posse no threat to the public........que the News to start talking about Pit Bull Terriers attacking the public and then try to make out that the Rottweiler is worse....but everyone they spoke too were attacked by...........yes you guessed it the Pit Bull Terrier.

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Subject:	MMMMMUMMUMMMMM
Time:	6:14 pm.
Mood:	bouncy.
Music:	Black Rain - The Red Devil Incident.

I just remembered something..................

Going into town yesterday......via public transport.....anyway......this girl in her early 20s got onto the bus and proceeded to give everyone a look off disgust...the look off "you are not worthy to be on the same bus as me"....first thought in my head...stupid orange tanned two-toned haired pompous bitch in expensive trendy clothes....so she decided to sit two seats in front off me......and got out a bottle of Lucozade (the green topped one) and opened it........a loud whoosh and squirting noise was emitted.......the thick sticky fluid squirted all over her face (smudging the tan) all over her expensive trendy clothes....silence descended...............but was broken by an evil chuckle form the back off the bus...(this chuckle was a pure Anthony Ainley "Master" chuckle)...it really made my day.

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Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

Subject:	CANCER................
Time:	7:05 pm.
Mood:	amused.
Music:	Miss Murder - AFI.

Hold the press........news just in............A campaign is being launched to raise awareness about the risk that women face from lung cancer........Lung cancer kills 13,500 women annually in the UK, and is responsible for 11% of ALL female cancers...........and of the men?..............lung cancer has traditionally been seen as a disease of men who smoke...but now the opposite sex have gone "hang on.....why should men have this cancer....as women WE have a say on who can have cancer."

It's Official:

....................................WOMEN HAVE THE MONOPOLY ON CANCER..............

I wonder if they will move in onto prostate cancer, even though they do not process this gland?

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Subject:	Blair Vs Fat of the Land
Time:	6:56 pm.
Mood:	thoughtful.
Music:	Master Chef Theme Music.

Blair goes "the young people of Britain are obese and the parents have a responsibility"...............then take a look a Mr Blair's daughter..................one fat wilderbeast.........a mobile thunder thighs...........he needs to open his eyes.

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Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

Subject:	We Can't Afford It....
Time:	10:35 am.
Mood:	thoughtful.
Music:	Affliction - AFI.

Watching the Wright Stuff this morning and they were talking about the parents who give their and other kids junk food at school by taking orders and then going to the local fatty grease Fish 'n' Chip shop.........the reason they don't what their kids eating healthily.
The excuse given is..............."We can't afford Fresh food....it's too expensive"..................BOLLOCKS........

Fresh Food:

An Example: Basic Chicken Meal for up to 4 people
1kg carrots 69p
1kg potatoes £1.89
270g Broccoli and Cauliflower Florets £1.06
4 Chicken Breast £5.00 for 2

Total= £8.64

Spaghetti Bolognese......up to 4 people
Mince Meat 500g £1.40
500g Spaghetti 82p
80g Grated Italian Cheese 99p
150g Button Mushrooms 88p
6 pack Tomatoes 99p
Domino Bolognese 500g £1.23

Total = £6.31

Now lets look at what they spend on takeaway junk food:

Fish 'n' Chip takeaway - Cod £3.79/Chips £1 x 4 = £19.16

Domino Pizza for 4 people - Cheese and Tomatoes pizza x2 large or medium large £9.50 or Medium £8.00,
Chicken dunkers £3.79.……….£12 to £13

And they say they cannot afford Fresh food……………yet they are happy to spend large amounts off money on junk crap…………
These people need a fucking reality check...................

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Monday, September 18th, 2006

Subject:	5 Churches Burnt Down and a Nun Murdered
Time:	9:58 am.
Mood:	thoughtful.
Music:	Summer Shudder - AFI.

5 Churches burnt down, a Nun murdered...........a Muslim Cleric in Britain demands Muslims to kill the Pope.......Muslims the world over demanding the death of the Pope and burning Pope effigies..................and they say their religion is tolerant?????

I could rant and rave about this all day, but what's the point.........................

Question "Is Islam a tolerant religion"..........Discuss:-

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Saturday, September 9th, 2006

Subject:	Pampered Britain
Time:	10:48 am.
Mood:	thoughtful.
Music:	Starseed - Exilia.

Going to High school was once seen as a great adventure...new people, new challenges...and new start.....clean slate....But not in today’s society..........Some children have to be pampered by going to special holiday camps before they start High school...the reason?...because they are scared...........for fuck sake........I remember starting High school...yeah I was scared but I saw it as a new start....but I never need special pampering. The government see these camps as a good idea...no wonder we now have the highest number of teenage depression and suicide...it's because of being pampered..molliecuddled. These children cannot think for themselves...a study was done in 2005 and it's results showed that children are spoilt and expect every thing to be given to them with minimal work. Basically children cannot think for themselves!!!!! The study showed that when these children are put in a situation in which they had to solve problems themselves...it found that the children could not cope and became depressed....this covered the simplest of tasks such as catching a bus. Yes catching a bus!!!! The study showed that if the child misses the school bus they would phone their parents and demand that they come and pick them up, even if it's just a 10min walk to a bus stop. When the parents refused the child started to go into a tantrum and become depressed. They spoke to people who were in the studies age group 10 years ago and all off them said....if they had missed the school bus they would walk 10mins to catch a different bus...even if it was raining....That's what I had to do when I missed the bus...I never complained. It gave me an excuse to have a quiet moment to think and plan things in advance...........

We now have a generation of spoilt, emotionally crippled children who cannot think for themselves. And rely solely on their mobile phones.........

...........................God Help Us..............................

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Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Subject:	Filth.....................FILTH...............
Time:	10:23 pm.
Mood:	happy.
Music:	Dirt - Red Devil Incidents.

Oh my goodness look at all this filth................what's this..................Dirt!!!!!!!.....I'll tell you what it is............FILTH................YOU DIRTY BEGGER.............

(creepy music) "They loved the outside...but the outside didn't know when to stop and has invaded the house........the poor furniture suffocated by dust........the floors a graveyard of old newspapers.....but.... Gay Happy Music)...it's now a haven of delight the chairs can breath with safety....the floors gleaming with pride................."

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Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

Subject:	Dumping Ground........
Time:	7:36 pm.
Mood:	typical.
Music:	Scream - The Misfits.

Listening to the radio yesterday evening......they were talking about how Britain is becoming a dumping ground for immigrants. The shocking thing was that 86% of the British Public saying that they have a right to work in Britain and it's a myth that they take jobs away from British citizens. The programme discovered that a broad section off British Companies where laying off British skilled workers...using the excuse there's no work. Then these companies then employ immigrants (namely Polish)and carry on the work for half the price.
The British Industries governmental body said "They (immigrants) are willing to work over the odds unlike the British workers who would only complain and the immigrants are more economic and beneficial for businesses and more should be employed."

Well we know the government won't care as their jobs are protected....and off course their pay-packets..............

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Monday, September 4th, 2006

Subject:	Rabbit Food.......
Time:	9:54 pm.
Mood:	cheerful.
Music:	If I Die Tomorrow - Motley Crue.

Watching the news and saw what the government's non-junk food proposals are.............the food looked like rabbit food.......all it was mixed lettuce with carrot.....you know the cold salads packs you get at ASDA.....and chicken...it look so bland.

Then it showed what food was like before...it was pleasing to the eye......It will fail....the children will be so bored off the rabbit food...they will eat more junk food to make up the short fall.

Healthy food can be exciting and not bland rabbit food..............but the government doesn't think so....they are doing it to punish the children..............

......................It's all part off a new governmental plan.................

(you work it out......it's not that hard)

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Subject:	The Ghostly Echo Of "Crikey!"
Time:	10:37 am.
Mood:	shocked.
Music:	Silence.

Steve Irwin is dead.....................The Crocodile Hunter is gone......................I'm shocked...............
This what the news says what happened:

"Irwin was fatally pierced in the chest by a stingray barb off the Great Barrier Reef in Australia while
filming an underwater documentary. After he was stung, his crew called for medical help and the Queensland Rescue
Helicopter responded, taking him to Cairns Base Hospital. However, Irwin was pronounced dead at the scene."

No more "Struff that was a close one","Ga Day Mate" and "Crikey!"................Nature documentaries are now going to be really dull......................

R.I.P Steve Irwin...............

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Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

Subject:	Lazy Britian
Time:	1:11 pm.
Mood:	cunning.
Music:	Morgue Than Words - Wednesday 13.

Today went to the corner shop...about 10min walk, I was going to walk up to ASDA but it looked like it was going to rain, so I settled for the corner shop.......on my way in I saw a car come out off the opposite estate and come into the parking bay........I went in got my stuff.....made a cig....and started to head back home when the same car left and drove back into the estate parked the car and the person got out and went inside their house with there shopping...what lazy fuckers......their walk to the shop would be 3mins but no get in car and drive there..........and they complain about smokers.......and obesity.......lets ban people from using their cars when the journey is under 30mins, and that will clear up the environment and reduce congestion, this will make people walk...thus = exercise and there will be a reduction in cases of obesity....but alas it won't happen............................Oh Well..........

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Saturday, September 2nd, 2006

Subject:	What Bad C.G.I.........
Time:	9:37 pm.
Mood:	thoughtful.
Music:	C.S.I - Theme Music.

Whilst changing the channel when N.C.I.S went into a break.....there was a Twin Tower Programme on......yawn......
Anyway back to what I was meant the talk about................When I was staying for a while and my dad's house (Uni). I was calculating by long hand large statistical data and test to determine the F-Max of variants...yawn......Dad calls up and says "there's been a bomb attack on America"....my reply "So what" thinking it was a shitty car bomb or something that has been blown out of prospective....so back to my calculations...............
.....Later that evening I go down stairs and happen to walk in on the news......Thinking it was a new Spielberg movie.....as the second plane hit the tower....."That looks so fake, with all the money Hollywood makes you would think they would make convincing C.G.I".....Dad quietly growled "It's not C.G.I, it's real, this could be the start of W.W.III"......."Oh.....Oh Well" and left the room thinking how melodramatic and went to start on a new Statistical Test............

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Friday, September 1st, 2006

Subject:	Not Another Remake....
Time:	8:16 pm.
Mood:	thoughtful.
Music:	Buried With Children - Wednesday 13.

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY......The Wicker Man has been remade..this shows Hollywood has lost the ability to invent new movies....

The original Wicker Man is seen as a classic.....I must admit the original is a good film.....staring Edward Woodward, Christopher Lee, Ingrid Pitt and Britt Ekland. this is the film that was voted the sixth greatest British film of all time.

The Remake stars Nicolas Cage in the lead role.....Nicolas...fucking.....Cage I can't stand Nicolas Cage............
Also the film makers what to give the Remake a more "feminist slant".......Oh god this film will suck..........

I bet Jaws will be next....but with a teen slasher twist.....with a dash of Feminism.

..........................I roll my eyes....................

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Subject:	What 2 Do????
Time:	7:51 pm.
Mood:	bouncy.
Music:	Curse Of Me - Wednesday 13.

MMMMhhhhaaawwww.....I don't know why I wrote that....why am I apologising cos nobody ever reads this journal......so I can say anything and nobody will care or be offended....cool...

Oh Piss Minge Flaps........Burnt my finger.....damn the American Spirit rolling tobacco.........

anyway back to what I was saying...I got Wednesday 13 new album....fucking love it. I'm now going to say something controversial.....so any wandering Misfits fans accidentally read this brace yourselves........WEDNESDAY 13 ARE THE NEW MISFITS FOR 2006 .....yep....I said it.......I'll wait for the hate mail to come.....bring it on.......

Well that's it really.....I think I'll go and harass someone on MYSPACE.....I think I'll target those sad individuals who go under "Role Player".........I say that I'm the "Whoreman of the Pussylips".......

Right that's it..............Bro is still on his Epic Date.....2 days...................that's if he's still alive and not swinging from the rafters of Count Lenula's house.......what a burden that would be to Jumpsuit Jackie........mind you he would have to fit it around Leatherface's schedule.

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Thursday, August 31st, 2006

Subject:	Fuck This Government ....I don't care if I get done for Treason
Time:	6:11 pm.
Mood:	annoyed.
Music:	Lies Lies Lies - Ministry.

Tony Fucking Blair has got a new idea on how to run Britain........Target "potential problem children"......sound like a good idea until you realise these "problem children" have just been born or aged 2-3yrs........The government now claim that you can see which baby is going to be a problem in the future, one think tank suggested it was almost "genetic determinism" to suggest children could turn out to be troublemakers before they were born.
...and has given Social Services the power to remove the child from the family.....One target area are teenager parents, as Tony Blair puts it "pretty good chance" children of teenage mothers who were not in stable relationships would grow up in a "difficult set of circumstances" and develop behavioural problems".......BUT we all know that this will then move to single parents and then "non-marriage" family units. Blair also said "If we are not prepared to predict and intervene far more early then there are children who are growing up - in families which we know are dysfunctional".

Dysfunctional = Abnormal behaviour violates the standards of society. When people do not follow the conventional social and moral rules of their society.

.................................so in theory people who don't conform to what the government dictates, or people who think for themselves can also be targeted..............

Fuck this Government and all it's bullshit..................

Another thing in regards too "Targeting abusive families"................since when has social services ever cared about abused children......destroying happy families....(is what they do best).......... and let the abused children die and claim that it never happened........

FUCK THEM ALL......................................

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Tuesday, August 1st, 2006

Subject:	Hummmmm
Time:	10:01 am.
Mood:	cheerful.
Music:	Can't Make Me Down - Exilia.

Got my tobacco to day via post....mmmmmm.......opened the tin and there was a note in it.....which I read and Re-read.....then I laughed.......

"This fine tobacco is one of our renowned Collection, a range of distinguished tobaccos carefully blended from the finest leaf to provide a particularly attractive choice of tobacco for"......this was the bit I loved......."The discriminated Smoker".

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Tuesday, June 6th, 2006

Subject:	6.6.6
Time:	10:46 am.
Mood:	cheerful.
Music:	A7X - Seize The Day.

6.6.6. some say is the devils number..others may say 616 is the true number of the beast....
The Omen Remake is released............The trailers look good but from resent movie disappointments such as "slither" which was utter crap.....just watch the trailer it's better than the film......condensed into 3 mins instead of 2hrs of mind numbing boredom....

It might be a remake like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre which a lot of people thought was better than the original.........But with the Omen...........classic film......
we shall see........

word of the Week:

"Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia" - fear of the number 666

Try saying this word when drunk........

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